Maria,

First, I'd like to say thank you for helping get this Queen's throne story of mine published in ILLUMINATION.

Now, onto your reputation ...

You are now seriously implicated in the snaffling exercise by promoting the idea to the world!

So, when we meet up in The tower of London, make sure you bring some fresh bread with you, 'cos I've heard that their bread comes stale. Also, I wonder which one of us will be beheaded first ... I say: "ladies first".

Oh, I'm such a gentleman.

Your friend,

Fred